Onions & Kerosene

That's what our car smelled like today.

More versions on the same theme

Amabo

Yes we can/could/might/should.....

The Pluralists

Koobecaf

the prideful and self-centered backwards.

Your Favorite Big Brother Program

My latest thought... been there awhile.

Other alternatives:
Big Bro Goog
Goog Is My Big Brother
Google Ain't Your Friend
Googster My Big Bro

after posting found this interesting site (found via google,of course). Also, they are where they sweet images come from.

Mathland

" I must take English and math. English is capitalized because it comes from the proper noun England, but math does not come from Mathland. ..."

Savage Chickens

I didn't think of this but there you go....

Mescaline Burrito

Mescaline Burrito

I'm obsessessed with bad band names recently. They're funny.

Here are the random generated band names using "Mescaline + Burrito"---just refresh for more idiocy.

Ice-cold George W. Bush

Generated names with "George W. Bush"

Some of my favorites:


Ice-cold George W. Bush
Muffled George W. Bush And The Burrito
Painful George W. Bush
George W. Bush Fiber
George W. Bush Flash And The Conductive Poo
Desolate Of The Faster
Malicious Rubber
Fatty George W. Bush
Josh Of The George W. Bush Breath
George W. Bush Neptune And The Lame Reindeer
Pathetic George W. Bush
George W. Bush Tick
Dysfunctional Hearty
George W. Bush Of The Pudgy
Southern Rotten

The Beatles 2.0

Ha ha ha...
The Beatles 2.0---saw this on a list of bad band names.
When I saw this band name I wanted to explode...

So.... got me to thinking...

Here is the generated band names from "beatles"


I like these two:
Major Beatles And The Tendon
Beatles Past And The Fresh Potential

and here is the list generated with "The Beatles"

I thought this was funny:
Punching The Beatles

Dumble Sea

Dumble Sea

this was what I just had to type for one of those internet security thingies.

Wonderland Gene And The Geezer

I LOVE this.


Generated using http://www.bandnamemaker.com/ and the word "wonderland".

Here were all the results: Wonderland Band Names

Joe In Wonderland

as opposed to "Alice"

paronomasia

"paronomasia" means "pun". I just learned that.

The Extension Chords

The Dispensables

Well, thought of many lately... But this was the one that stuck with me when I got home to blog.
This was image #1 on google image search. So, there you go...

Dress Blues

From a reader:

This song was written by Jason Isbell and performed by the Drive By Truckers

What can you see from your window
I can't see anything from mine
Flags on the side of the highway
Scripture on grocery store signs
Maybe 18 was too early
Maybe 30 or 40 is too
Did you get chance to make peace with the man
Before he sent down his angels for you

Mama's and grandmama's love you
Cause that's all they know how to do
And you never planned on the bombs in the sand
Or sleeping in your dress blues

Your wife said this all would be funny
If you came back home in a week
You'd turn 22 and they'd celebrate you
In a bar or tent by the creek
Your baby would just about be here
Your very last tour would be up
But you ain't coming back
They're all dressing in black
Drinking sweet tea in styrofoam cups

Mama's and grandmama's love you
American boys hate to lose
And you never planned on the bombs in the sand
Or sleeping in your dress blues

The highschool gymnasium is ready
Full of flowers and old legionaires
Nobody showed up to protest
Just a sniffle and stare

Red white and blue in the rafters
A silent old man from the core
What did they say when they shipped you away
To fight somebody's hollywood war

Mama's and grandmama's love you
Cause that's all they know how to do
And you never planned on the bombs in the sand
Or sleeping in your dress blues

Nobody here could forget you
You showed us what we had to lose
And you never planned on the bombs in the sand
Or sleeping in your dress blues

[Your Brother's] Parachute Pants

Cretty Pool

This one comes fro a high school buddy. He said this often. The photo above was the #3 related image in a google image search. Cretty Pool indeed.

Running With Scissors

Apparently there is a movie named this...

Whatever.

Band name immediately came after the last one.

Sat Too Close to the TV

maybe there is a band named this... anyway...
Also "sitting Too Close to the TV" could be alright...

Free Beer

From a reader and bro:

"A female dance student (her boyfriend plays guitar in a rock band!) here at school recommended calling a band "Free Beer" - that way people would see signs like "Free Beer here tonight!"... "Tonight only!!! - Free Beer!!!" - she said, "surely that would pack em' in."

I thought I would let you know. It sounds familiar though... like maybe we all thought of it in high school?"

That's What She Said

not good... but hey, it wouldn't surprise me.

The Random Band Name Generator

Please enjoy the random band name generator tool on the left side column.

Found it after a google search when a bro said that this blog reminded him of a Bevis and Butthead book he saw in high school --the aforementioned was most likely This Book Sucks.


Just go to the page and a new list of random names are generated everytime. Rad.




Here is a sample of my last visit:
Burnt Pancreas
Screaming Candy Pod
Steel Clam
Poison Lion Machine
War Boner
Pancreas Wheel
Children of the Candy Snake
Children of the Lion Pod
Children of the Monkey
Steel Fire Rats
Satan's Death Wheel
German Desire Stick
Hexachloride Drug
Fatal War Peppers
Steel Desire
Fire Pod
Albino Coma Drug
War Maiden
Waste Pod
Steel Motor

[EDIT] "The Random Band Name Generator" or "Random Band Name Generator" or "Band Name Generator" could be cretty pool. Also "Cretty Pool" would be excellent.

The Semi-Colons

#2 from my bro this fine morning...

The Endocrines

#1 from a bro this morning

Andy Griffith's Accomplices ( The AGA )

One more... From one of my favorite shows...

Somewhat Sober

here's one for y'all before I go off bed...

Tent Revival Conversion

Liquid Sunshine Decending

This was the name of the first band I was in. Not so cool but... was at the time for teenagers like us.

Breakfast for Dinner

Best friend thought of this last night. Was reminded by her today. So, there you go... I didn't think of this one.

First Post

Dangit, I forgot the name I was thinking of last night.

If I remember I'll post it later.

Pretty pathetic first post huh?


So.... I'll just share this:

"This long forgotten Atlanta based rap outfit burst onto the scene back in the early '90s when the South rose up and let both the East Coast and West Coasts know that there was organized noise worthy of a listen coming from the deepest, darkest regions of America. This name resonates on many levels, the most obvious being that it might very well have been the most common remark to the group's blend of savvy rap lyricism and beat attitude. You can almost hear some young kid on the block listening to their single "85 South" and then running into the group on the street and commenting: 'Y'all's music is so stupid and when I say stupid I mean stupid fresh.' Or something like that."

- from: http://music.ign.com/articles/798/798358p1.html

[EDIT] "First Post" could be a pretty dorky band name.